Animal Tales

Rules for Cats to Live By

by Lorraine on July 20, 2010

Compiled by Fuzzy and Missy Neidow BATHROOMS Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare. DOORS Do not allow any closed doors in any room. To get door open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to […]


Icky Sushi?

by Lorraine on February 21, 2010

Blah…..URP! Gag … Retch “Who’s the moron who brought that rotten sushi into the Bobcat Beanery last night?” Awwwww, what a dirty trick to play on such a cute little kitty-kat. All this sweet little darling wanted was a nice dinner last night, then someone had to go and spoil it for everyone at the […]


Furry Heroes

by Lorraine on February 16, 2010

Sunday mornings are pretty much the same every week. Except this Sunday. By this time in late morning, I am usually finished with the newspaper, coffee, and whatever edibles I find lying about the kitchen for my breakfast. This morning was way different. I got as far as Page 8 of the “front pages” section […]


Me & My Cat are Back

by Lorraine on November 28, 2009

Oh wow, am I nervous or what?   I am attempting to write a [*Koff  Koff*]  blog about something.   Trouble is I have no idea what to blog about.  I shouldn’t even be doing this, I am nowhere ready to make my entry back into the head-scratching business of  mustering up relatively interesting blabber — with […]